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a very important issue [Jul. 12th, 2004|11:27 pm]
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masa: HAHA what game is that?!?!
tinana: i have no idea! lolol
masa: looks like just some wrestling game ;(
tinana: yeah but there must be a lot of options for character appearances
tinana: hahaha i think hitlah would pwn jesus
tinana: SRY
masa: are you kidding
masa: hitler was a fucking pussy
masa: maybe if it was goering
tinana: so was jesus, he just like hung there with fucking nails in his hands and didn't do shit about it!
tinana: lame!
tinana: and then he comes back like HI GUYZ HAPPY EASTER LOLOL at least hitlah killed himself like a man and stuff!!
masa: yeah, hitler took the easy way out. bullet to the head, end of story. jesus hung around in that cross for days before dying. that's fucking hardcore.
masa: your argument is counterintuitive!
tinana: but other people had to hang him there!!! he hung around for days because he was stupid and thought maybe there was a chance he could survive or get saved or something HAHA YEAH RIGHT
masa: no, he sacrificed himself for the betterment of others, as an example.
tinana: HOW GAY
tinana: HITLER KILLED LOTS OF PEOPLE THAT'S WAY COOLER
masa: we're not talking about COOLNESS, we're talking about MELEE COMBAT ABILITY.
tinana: what
masa: A CATEGORY IN WHICH JESUS WOULD FUCKING TAKE HITLER APART.
tinana: hitler would send some tanks after his jew ass
masa: HITLER WAS COOL, BUT HE GOT OTHER PEOPLE TO DO SHIT FOR HIM ALL THE TIME. JESUS WAS A HAND-ON KINDA GUY.
tinana: YEAH JESUS WAS HAND-ON, HE MADE BREAD LOL WOW

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okay, does ANYONE think hitler would own jesus?! input plz
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From: so_emo_ithurts
2004-07-12 08:55 pm (UTC)
Hmm.. depends.

Would Hitler have his patented secret move, the Zyclone B Butt Smash?

because if he had that, Hitler would win. Otherwise, Jesus would win, because he can walk on water.
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[User Picture]From: steezinautobot1
2004-07-13 04:09 am (UTC)
but lest ye not forget hitlers detacthable mustache, its titanium forged edge could obviously peirce the flesh of any psuedo-diety, water-walking or not
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From: deep_existence
2004-07-13 09:40 am (UTC)
I like the fact that Jesus is a topless woman with a beard. His b00bz are hxc. Therefore Hitler would win because Jesus is actually a woman and would be too busy doing domestic chores, if she knows what's good for her.
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[User Picture]From: andyist3hbomb
2004-07-14 03:05 am (UTC)
lozl hitla would PWN jezus' butt lol
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From: (Anonymous)
2005-01-19 04:33 pm (UTC)
hm... i think jesus was anything but weak when he beared all the sins of the world, and all that pain.
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[User Picture]From: xgeekrockx
2006-03-22 03:11 pm (UTC)
n00b.
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